Our National Animal Is Magic

Time to UNLEASH THE UNICORN!

The Israelites

Wee tune for the Israel play-off that was postponed for Covid… yes sir, we can skank.

Back on the Bike

Moving on from the disappointments of Euro 2020

Flower of Scotland

Drunk Footsoldier

Halfway There

It’s Been 23 F****** Years

we’re gonnae bring the euros home

Sean Connery For President

Video for the 15th anniversary of this tune being released. Features Bridget Bardot with a beard and a singing cat.

We’ll Be Coming / Everywhere We Go

Return of the wee men! At long last, an update to the original We'll Be Coming video with the full We'll Be Coming/Everywhere We Go recording. Live footage is from the London Garage in 2016 and the Barrowlands in 2014 (filmed by David Murdoch - check out his YouTube channel).

You Can Stick Coronavirus Up Your E***

(Mild Swearie Words)

A wee song about these strange times, in our usual mature, tasteful and subtle style.

Down The Road Again

A sequel to We’ll Be Coming? A song about the highs and lows of following Scotland.

The life I love is watchin' fitba with my friends
And I can't wait to come down the road again

Andy Robertson

A wee song to celebrate the Scotland captain and current holder of the Champions League and the Club World Cup. Soon to be holder of the Barclays Premier League and the European Championship!

We’ve Been Everywhere, Man

We've been everywhere, man
We've been everywhere, man
Seen every fountain, square, man
No just the Glasgow fair, man
We even flew Ryan Air, man
We've been everywhere, man

20 Years Waiting

Oh Lord, won't you take us to the Fifa World Cup
Our friends won it once and now they never shut up
It's been 20 YEARS WAITING
Enough is Enough
Oh Lord, won't you take us to the Fifa World Cup

It's Not You, It's Us

Our first attempt at a classic break-up song, covering a flawed and faltering 307 year old relationship. Get it on iTunes at http://smarturl.it/inyiu. The EP also has We've Been Everywhere, Man, and our version of Wild Mountain Thyme.

Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls

I love Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls... But nothing compares to Archie Gemmill's goal!

This video is an excerpt of the DVD Welcome to the Tartan Army (G5 Films). Directed by Andrew Cumming and produced by Ally Hunter, the DVD is available to buy, with all proceeds going to the  Tartan Army Sunshine Appeal, a children's charity. To get a copy, send £7 (or more) to: TAMB Sunshine Appeal PO BOX 29401 Cumbernauld G68 0YR.

We'll Be Coming

No Team GB

There's no such thing as Team GB
No fans, no ground and no history
A political stunt for the powers that be